Coffee is great and all but one can't help but notice a lack of shirtless hunks in your average cuppa. Someone, somewhere ought to really do something about that. Think of the children! Well, a cafe in the Northwest set out to solve this age-old dilemma.

Spokane, Washington's Hot Cup of Joe lives up to their name by hiring ripped hardbodies to dish out the juice (coffee, not steroids.) The 28-year-old owner either felt that the coffee shouldn't be the hottest thing in the cafe, or he saw a great marketing gimmick. However, he has indicated that there is absolutely zero chance that the baristas will strip down to thongs. Sorry.